Blizzcon 2010 let gamers try Diablo III and World of Warcraft: Cataclysm, giving them a sneak preview of the cause of their next failed relationships. Tenacious D performed with Dave Grohl, hot girls costumed and professional Starcraft players baffled the non-Koreans with the fact that they exist. However, the real entertainment was at the Q&A sessions.
Let me explain what a Q&A session is: nerds huddle in a line, forming Swine Flunor, waiting to ask one question to the game developers. Now, some of the worst qualities of nerds are entitlement, lack of social skills and narcissism. I left out beard termites because I didn’t want to frighten you — beard termites jump in your mouth when you scream. My point is, this whole event is crazy because these aren’t even ordinary nerds. They’re outer fringe supernerds. If you give them a microphone and a license to talk about paladins, it’s as damn crazy as you’d expect. But as I watched the chaos unfold, a pattern emerged. I realized when I translated their questions from Warcraft into English that they were all asking minor variations on the same eight questions. Here they are:
8 Questions Every WoW Fan Apparently Needs Answered
By: Seanbaby -
Let me explain what a Q&A session is: nerds huddle in a line, forming Swine Flunor, waiting to ask one question to the game developers. Now, some of the worst qualities of nerds are entitlement, lack of social skills and narcissism. I left out beard termites because I didn’t want to frighten you — beard termites jump in your mouth when you scream. My point is, this whole event is crazy because these aren’t even ordinary nerds. They’re outer fringe supernerds. If you give them a microphone and a license to talk about paladins, it’s as damn crazy as you’d expect. But as I watched the chaos unfold, a pattern emerged. I realized when I translated their questions from Warcraft into English that they were all asking minor variations on the same eight questions. Here they are:
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